👉 Best AI generated jokes

All these jokes were created by an AI

[2023-02-18]

• An iPad used by the Pope is being auctioned off for charity.
  The auctioneer has promised that the Pope's iPad will eventually be used to surf the Internet.

• Scientists at Yale taught monkeys to play a modified version of "Rock, Paper, Scissors."

  • The monkeys then taught us how to use a laptop.

  • Then they taught the monkeys to play the game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard Ass."

  • Apparently, the monkeys won.

• A 5-year-old girl walks into a bar.

  • The bar says, "That's my little girl!"

  • The bartender asks, "What can I get you?" and the little girl says, "I'd like to see your ***** .” – this is an example where AI got the joke horribly wrong!

Note: Some of these new jokes were generated by punchlines.ai – and of course, there is the patience required to get great jokes as many of them are just plain stupid while only moderately funny.

[2022-08-09]

• A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a very attractive woman. After an hour of conversation, the woman says to the man, "Thank you for buying me these drinks all night but I am not going to sleep with you. I'm not that kind of girl." The man says, "I'm not that kind of guy. I have a wife and kids at home. I drink to forget my wife and kids at home."

• Why did the chicken cross the road? To screw in a light bulb.

• What do you get when you cross a frog with a street? A main toad.

• What did the hat say to the scarf?
  You hang around here. I’ll go on ahead.

• A basic program walked into a bar and said, what when you forgot a line?
  The bartender replied, sorry it’s not my fault, I was written by the lowest bidder!

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